So You Think You Can Dance pool

I don't think so!

So, Marty:

You've chosen one of the better dancers, which means you're exceptionally smart. But, you've also bested my second choice which means you must have studied. And in studying, you must have learned that hip hop men can dance, so you would have chosen the better hip hop dancer, so I can clearly not choose the dancer I wanted.

But, you guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! My dancer was better while your back was turned. You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders of SYTYCD. The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this: "Never vote for the shorter of the hip-hop dancers when the title is on the line." Ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha! [picture me, dead...dead wrong, that is.]

Congrats, Marty! Did you have Joshua picked from the beginning?????

BTW, I'm still in shock that Katee wasn't at least in the final two! How did that happen?

~p-dub

I have watched the show SO much less this year. That annoying judge has pushed me over the edge with here screaming and Hot tamale train. Ugh!

And so it begins...

HIP-HOP: Katie Holmes & Twitch -- Good. I still don't love her, but I'm not sure why. She's good...there's just something about her.

Cat looks like she forgot lipstick/lip gloss. Her mouth looks dry.

SOLO: Katie Holmes -- She's good. And I liked her better after her interview. Her lips still bother me when she talks.

CONTEMPORARY (I mean, lyrical): Katee & Joshua -- I REALLY liked it!!! I was confused b/c I thought Wade was a hip-hop choreographer. Plus, I like them together. (Oh, according to Mandy Moore, it was lyrical, not contemporary. My bad.)

BROADWAY: Katie Holmes & Katee -- I didn't love the routine. Plus, I hate it when the girls don't wear shoes. It's not believeable that you would have that costume/dress on & not be wearing shoes. Anyway, of the two, I though Katee was better (the real Katee, not Katie Holmes.)

SOLO: Twitch -- I LOVE HIM! (But I hate that he does Comfort's arm movement.) I hope he wins.

RUSSIAN TREPAK (or something): Twitch & Joshua -- Holy crap. I'm tired from watching that. The main thing that stuck out to me was Joshua's straddle-jumps (is that what they're called?). He was higher in the air than he is tall! And when Twitch was doing the squatted down-kick outs (again, no idea what they're called) my knees ached for him.

SOLO: Katee -- Um, kinda boring. But she's so good, it won't matter. I think she'll end up 2nd (well, if not first...I take it back 'cause I want Twitch. As if you don't know that by now.)

FOXTROT: Katee & Twitch -- I LOVE THEM! And I love the Foxtrot (I know, too much time watching Dancing w/the Stars...). Anyway, these guys have to be final two.

Side note: I think Cat's got a thing for Twitch. They're very touchy/kissy when they're around each other...

SOLO: Joshua -- Really good. I thought it was too butt-kissy to dance by the judges, though, but whatever.

JIVE: Katie Holmes & Joshua -- I hated her boots (were her heels sticking out?). Plus, it seemed like she was always watching him out of her peripheral. Maybe I'm nit-picking b/c I don't love her, but it was just o.k. to me. And I usually love Jive.

CONTEMPORARY: Everybody -- I usually love any/everything Mia Michaels does but this was just o.k. to me. I expected to see routines like from last season when they danced to 'Sweet Dreams' by Mandy Moore (when they were in a pseudo-board meeting).

This finale was kind of junk compared to how good it could've been. Anyway, here's how I think the top 4 should go down:

Twitch (as if you didn't guess that)
Katee
Joshua
Katie Holmes

So, what do you think?

~p-dub

I am sad because this is the last show tonight. WHAY WHYA Don't forget you have to pick the winner for 3 points tonight...so all you who had your winner go home...now is your chance to steal some points.